The Steve Balmer Gallery of Stupid Acts - February 7. 2002

Muhahahaa! This is damn funny! Steve Balmer of Microsoft makes a complete ass of himself in these clips. I wonder who hired the PR guys!

No, we said "Shut up and die! Freak!"

Now, have a look at Balmer as he unveils his new mantra to us. Hasn't he gained weight? Notice he has the eyes of a sheep, indicating massive brain damage.

The next clip is in fact a music video, directed by James Carusone with music by Digital Droo (you can read the lyrics here, haha).
He takes the prize in category "Most embarrassing karaokee performances".

Look how evil he looks at the crowd! I'll be sure to bring my shotgun, were I ever so unfortunate to be at one of their conferences.