A PHP Developer's Blog - Joakim Nygård

Archive of Blog Posts

2011

August 04 Patently Absurd
June 27 A Cure for Diabetes?
April 10 Sad As Hell
February 28 The Joy of Stats
February 25 Atlas Master for iPhone
February 20 Watching You Watch
February 10 Ponziconomy
February 08 James Bond Is A Girl
February 04 Pay to Play
February 01 Rejecting A Soldier

2010

December 22 The FCC Clarifies
December 22 Net Neutrality
December 15 Wishes for iPhone - Wish lists to go
December 13 Software Patents in Europe
December 12 Pakistan Flooding Four Months Later
December 10 Sulfur Mining
December 09 TED Talks - Symmetry
December 08 WikiLeaks vs The World
December 06 Taking Over The World
December 06 TED Talks - Sharing With Strangers
December 06 Email as a Social Network
December 03 TED Talks - Teach Yourself
December 02 TED Talks - Teaching Math
December 01 TED Talks - Don't Just Educate the Head
November 24 The Age of Data
November 22 Coffee with Kanzi
November 17 Facebook Social Inbox
October 25 Setting Up A Shared Git Repository
October 25 Analog Compression
October 19 100 Million Sunflower Seeds
October 01 On Programming Languages
August 03 There is only Triceratops

2009

December 21 Happy Exploration
December 15 Mandelbrot In Three Dimensions
December 02 Keynes and the Economy
November 24 150 Years of the Theory of Evolution
October 13 10 GUI
August 04 Creative Video
July 20 The Moon Landing 40 Years Later
May 21 ZFDebug 1.5 is ready
May 19 The Black Box of Wolfram Alpha
May 19 In Defense of Data Islands
May 12 iBiffen for iPhone
May 01 Scienta ZF Debug Bar is ZFDebug
April 27 KbhTog for iPhone is Out
April 24 New Music In March
April 02 Scienta ZF Debug Bar 1.4
March 16 Zend Framework Validator for Danish VAT Numbers
March 13 New Music In February
February 19 A Validator for URIs in Zend Framework
February 18 A New Look
January 07 Introducing the Scienta ZF Debug Bar

2008

September 09 One Application to Rule Your Files
June 27 iPhone 3G plan in Denmark revealed
June 23 George Carlin Dies
June 11 Webgrind 0.7 is out
May 23 Lifestreaming With Friends
April 28 Webgrind: A Web Frontend for Xdebug
April 13 Spatial Clue Preserving Sound
February 26 True Measure of Code Quality
January 18 Video: Dataportability Explained

2007

November 30 Making the Social Graph Machine Readable
November 22 Aggregating my online data
November 19 TextMate MySQL Integration
November 12 A Few Thoughts On Mac OS X Leopard
November 08 My Software and Leopard
November 01 Request For Open Social Networking
October 16 A New Look With Zend Framework
October 08 Ventures Ahead
September 06 A Fall of Changes
August 17 The CD is 25 Years Old
August 14 Clever but non-standard slider in Mac OS X
August 07 On Groups and Social Software
August 01 The PHP version in Mac OS X is old
July 20 Timezones in MySQL and PHP
June 22 Mocking Surface
June 13 WWDC 2007 Thoughts
June 01 Sculptures in Paper
May 31 Scratching the surface
April 25 Speed up MySQL on development boxes
April 09 Backup Your Mac to a Remote Location
March 31 Optimizing PHP Through Habits
March 15 The Machine is Us
February 27 iBusy

2006

December 17 Last Weekend in London
November 20 A long awaited update to Retrospective
November 11 Last day at Joshua
November 09 I'm a lucky fellow
October 30 Various thoughts
October 29 London in 59 busy days
October 09 5 Weeks in London
October 02 Email problems
September 30 Reimplementing the site
September 28 Three weeks
September 18 A Fortnight and some in London
September 12 London, Day 11
September 07 London, Day 6
September 04 London, Day 4
September 02 Safari 3.0 brings much missed features*
September 01 London, Day 1
August 30 Just one more day
August 24 Tonight is Tape5 night again!
August 22 Bought a cheap printer
August 18 3 days in London
August 13 Tape5 club night
June 15 Mail.app and replies
June 14 Tape5.dk - One Step Closer
June 06 Apologies for the Outage
May 10 Briefly on link spamming
May 01 Universal Binaries
April 29 On Open Source And Tape5
April 05 w00t! My MacBook Pro is here!
April 03 Webhosting for the poor
March 24 Adobe and the Universal Binaries
March 14 Outage + Update
February 22 Looking for a way in
February 16 MacOS X Trojan
February 06 RAM and Hardware Failures
January 31 ShowOff 0.63 Universal Binary
January 29 An AJAX Validator
January 18 Accessing EFI Firmware on Intel Macs (sort of)
January 17 Windows, oh Windows
January 16 Going Universal Binary
January 11 Thoughts on the new MacBook Pro
January 11 New Intel-based Macs!
January 09 The captcha installed

2005

December 31 Happy new year!
December 13 Exams...
November 29 An ASCII CAPTCHA
November 28 Oooh, the wonders of video
November 22 Goddam formbots!
November 17 Online foras
November 14 How to quote
November 08 Drawing images with letters
November 03 The DRM War
November 01 Comments on 10.4.3
November 01 MacOS X 10.4.3
October 31 The stuff I use
October 28 Finally online!
October 19 The most awesome keyboard in the world. Ever.
October 13 iTunes and the video market
October 04 My table is completed
September 28 Warner Music Lost It
September 15 Yet Another Metal Revisited
September 14 Yoghurt 2.02
September 11 Relaunch!
September 11 Yet Another Metal
September 08 MySQL problems
August 28 End of Summer
August 14 ShowOff Widget 1.22 ready
July 14 Google Maps is everywhere
July 14 CraftyTV on the Mac
July 06 Great news! EU patents rejected!
June 27 Cmd-Tab app switcher shortcommings
June 12 Re: ShowOff new look
June 11 Finally! A smaller ShowOff widget!
May 19 Lack of updates
May 04 ShowOff Widget Bug
April 24 Wdigets are here!
April 12 A new look
March 09 Generating PDFs from PHP
February 26 GeoURL is cool
February 17 ShowOff 0.6 ready
February 16 ShowOff nearing update
February 12 Retrospective 1.0 is ready
February 11 Moving mails to Mac OS X
February 09 Review of Memento
February 07 Forget your graphics card
February 04 Incredible!
February 03 Overclocking the Mac Mini
January 27 Migrating to Mac
January 21 Mac mini secret peripheral?
January 19 Beta 4
January 15 Tools
January 11 Memento beta 3
January 10 Memento beta released
January 05 [date incrementYearBy:1];

2004

December 09 An entire Semester
August 09 Looking for a Job
July 07 The State of Things
July 02 Meltdown
May 22 The Internet is stupid
May 19 Scamming the Scammer
May 03 This Site is Awesome!
May 01 A Trip to Swapland
April 30 Snapback in iTunes 4.5
April 27 Ah, my favorite browser just got better
April 24 wsGallery 0.71
April 18 New wsGallery
April 12 GMailing With Google
April 12 Another Gadget In The Bag
April 05 Music And How To Improve Your Computer
April 05 Almost Had Me Fooled
March 11 Small Applications
March 02 Genetic Images
February 26 Grey Tuesday...erh...Thursday
February 12 A perfect use for Quicktime VR
February 04 Sheesh! What's wrong with these people
January 29 A Jaguar In Sheep's Clothing
January 29 Windows Applications On MacOS X
January 28 ShowOff 0.55 Released
January 27 Bug List For 10.3
January 26 Our Java Program Is Online
January 26 Sherlock 3
January 26 Welcome
January 25 Yoghurt 1.3 Is Ready
January 21 Bug In ShowOff 0.54: Possible Identification
January 19 wsGallery 0.69 Released
January 18 Fraggel Is Installed!
January 15 Make MacOS X 10.3.2 start faster
January 12 Online!

2003

December 04 DoubleCommand for Panther
November 10 ShowOff 0.54 - Now with Panther support!
November 03 What is taking so long?
October 28 ShowOff on Panther
July 29 A comment on navigation
July 29 Yoghurt bugfixes
July 25 wsGallery 0.68 released
July 24 wsGallery 0.67 released
July 23 Yoghurt 1.2 released
July 19 Hahaha
July 08 When am I gonna learn
June 29 Pictures, previews and the horror of being offline
June 26 I need a job!
June 16 This is what we need...
June 02 New apartment
May 20 Denmark it is
May 16 At last, my latest project
May 12 En lejemorder til spam
May 10 Danske bogstaver, tiden og reklamefilm
May 01 Steve Balmer om Linux
April 27 MPlayer på dansk
April 27 MPlayer opdateret
April 27 ShowOff 0.53
April 26 Napkinrace - til Windows
April 24 The Honda human and car
April 17 Russisk roulette til din unixbox
April 14 Ærgelig mad
April 14 Hehe
April 11 Googlewash
April 09 Fugle i flugt
April 08 Cambodia
April 08 [dk] Rejsemix
April 08 [dk] Haha, kaffe er sjovt!
March 07 Singapore Changi
January 30 Two more days
January 30 Getting to know people
January 27 How to deteriorate customer relations
January 27 Run Linux in your browser!
January 25 Random walk
January 25 One week
January 23 Keyboard shortcuts for MacOS X
January 23 Finally, a use for inkjet
January 22 4 wheeled osx
January 16 RSS Feed
January 16 Plans for February
January 13 15 Minutes of Fame
January 13 See what I hear [updated]
January 12 Downtime
January 12 Frequency Modulation
January 09 Apple License
January 09 Styles
January 09 Be a millionaire with no talents!
January 09 Safari trouble fixed
January 08 Looking for Elephants...
January 07 Changing The World, One Idea At A Time
January 07 New section
January 07 My mouth bleeds now!
January 05 Plans for January
January 01 Happy New Year!
January 01 Update

2002

December 23 Almost X-mas
December 15 Polyform uniforms
December 13 More spam
December 13 T-shirts
December 05 Minor change
November 28 Hoohaa! A use for bandwidth...
November 08 MR.JOHN BELLO
September 15 Slipstream
September 15 Cover Machine
September 01 Minor changes
August 20 You have to see this!
August 07 Counter 2.0
August 01 DMCA Alert
July 18 Small changes
July 14 New boxen
June 14 Macs are cheaper than PCs!
May 14 Fun with kites
May 07 Have fun in the summer sun
May 05 Well...
May 01 Supercomputing
April 30 From the FAQ....
April 30 ShowOff 0.52
April 11 ShowOff 0.5 Released
April 11 ShowOff Update
April 10 ShowOff 0.5 in development
April 05 Please to stand back the 50ft, Microsoft!
April 05 To www or not to www...
April 02 ShowOff updated
March 28 New software!
March 24 Tublah!
March 20 Update
March 15 Preview
March 14 Downtime
March 14 Forum online -experimental
March 11 Yoghurt and your privacy
March 07 Yoghurt 1.1
March 07 Woohaa!
March 06 Relaunch 3..2..1
March 01 The Cube returns [as x86...]
February 07 The Monkeyboy Dances
February 06 Yoghurt updated
February 04 Links-ooh-rama!

2001

November 21 Online
October 16 At last
July 27 New address for my counter
July 18 Excitement
July 15 Back in the loop
July 02 Going offline
June 30 Running in circles
June 25 Ohmygod!
June 21 whoah!
June 12 Launch
June 04 Counting the hours
June 03 Bye bye .com-land
May 23 Maybe they should just shut down...
May 19 Why, oh why!
May 15 Take no prisoners
May 09 Theatrical Scratching
May 07 Bending the Laws of Nature
May 05 CodeBrothers
April 26 Keeping track of everything
April 25 Fighting in the dark
April 23 Arcologies in China?
April 22 Fighting with matches
April 18 Eels on wheels
April 17 Damn those timeflies!
April 04 All Your Rights Are Belong To Us
April 03 Oh yeS, X!
March 28 So much to be learned, so much to be done
March 24 Oooooh babeeee!
March 14 Stepping on my Fingers
March 05 A walk on the wild [virtual] side...
March 03 Ol'skool, yea!
March 01 Interplanetary internet
February 26 A whatever state of mind
February 24 Ready, set....hold on
February 23 Excerpts from a day in my life
February 22 Expanding the horizon
February 19 Back to school...
February 16 Maps, real maps
February 15 Maps, part IV
February 14 Maps, part III
February 13 Maps, part I
February 13 Maps, part II
February 11 Whoorf!
February 10 Reload...

2000

November 13 Party!
November 10 real MYST
November 08 Offline
November 01 Power to the scientists!
October 31 Paranoia
October 31 Tublaaadr!
October 26 listbox
October 26 Mere radio
October 24 Netradio
October 22 Brainplug
October 13 Aaaarq!
October 12 Levende billeder
October 10 Nettets lyksaligheder
October 09 DJs til din højtaler
October 08 Datoforvirring
October 08 Englebasse Humptydo?
October 05 [propaganda]
September 29 En start
September 15 decss
April 04 Update
March 04 Kalendar 2k
January 04 ex istens
January 02 Kalender